Yuffie Kisaragi

[ The feed turns on to a young girl, with brown hair and dark eyes.  The mark is very present on her cheek, but her head seems tilted away in order to block it.  There are trees standing behind her, but the girl's eyes seem neither focused on the trees or the camera.  She seems preoccupied with something in the distance, but she starts talking as soon as the feed switches on. ]

You know, when I first got here I was seriously bummed out, but actually?  This dump is actually pretty cool!  It's super weird, but I like it!  Don't get me wrong -  I mean, I'm pretty damn pissed about the kidnapping thing.  [ Her smile gives out, and she puffs her cheeks. ]  They could have just asked me.  Jeez.  But kidnapping aside, you'd have to be nuts not to like this place! 

[ She rolls her eyes. ]  I mean, it's like a little vacation!  It has everything!  Wide open beaches, hotsprings, lots of trees - oh, and lots of monsters to beat the crap out of!  Granted, I haven't fought any yet, buuuut - you know, whatever, they're there!  Anyway, this place looks pretty fancy, so I'll focus on escaping after I make it big here~!

[ And then she looks towards the audience expectantly, and she beams a very innocent smile.  In fact, it's so innocent looking that one might swear that she's planning something. ]

Oh!  Guess I forgot to introduce myself!  I'm the Great Ninja Yuffie Kisaragi!  A pleasure, I'm sure! [ She closes her eyes, smile still very present! ] So!  Whatcha get me for Valentine's Day?  That's today, ain't it?